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/ Here's the deal: take the quiz, try your best, and if you get 90% or higher, grab the 'I Know My Plummie' award. I'm not going to put it hidden or anything, as we all know that you can cheat with online quizzes easily. You wanna cheat? That's your defect.

Pop the award up on your site and link it back to http://bleeding-heart.net/rwp/ or horde it on your desktop, whatever works.



1. Starting with the basics: Finish this memorable chant, "The plum is good, the plum is great..."
Don't have children, they could be the next hitler.
Don't have sex, masterbate.
The Plum wants gifts, send them now.

2. So, now that you've proved you have braincells (or not), how many times is the chant to be repeated?
100
1000
1000000000

3. Okay, so, moving up, who is in fact (according to Plum) a self-hating catepillar?
Hitler.
Your mom.
James Marsters.

4. Who signed Plummie's boobs with a less than flattering instrument?
God
James Marsters
Satan

5. Speaking of, why did Satan try to whisk Plummie away as his bride?
It's frickin' hard to find real live virgins the age of consent!
Her amazing sexual poweress.
Uh, Satan isn't trying to marry Plummie, what are you, crazy?

6. Why does Plummie want to marry the guy who writes high school history books?
'Cause, for bookish nerds, damn those guys are hot!
She's always wanted to find out how high school history books are written, so that she can place secret messages in them.
Just so she can bribe him to put her name in it. "You know...I was the deciding factor in WWII..." "You weren't even alive then!" "YES I WAS!" "SEE! It says here that the teletubbies and I took out Hitler with a cyanide laced marshmallow!"

7. Her frequent homicidal urges and the voices coax her to strip and run around town naked, screaming __________?
Betchiebooya
DIE, DIE!
Redplum, redplum!

8. Why is Teen Magazine evil?
They f-ed up James Marsters' name, sacriligious bastards.
Not enough porn, enough said.
One night the magazine was staring at her, then tried to eat her head.

9. She wants a rotweiler named Buffy and a _______ named Spike?
Doberman
Goldfish
Poodle

10. Which website "frightens and confuses [her]"?
hampsterdance.com
bleeding-heart.net
ripewickedplum.com

11. Politically, who does she love to bash (preferably with a two_x_four)?
Kerry
Bush
Third parties.

12. Which Plummie fanfiction will she never let us see?
Easter themed fanfiction where the Easter Bunny attacks Spike and Buffy...
A sequel to Mirror, Mirror. Starring Spike, Buffy and a horse...
A fanfiction with her in it...

13. Unicorns became extinct why?
A bunch of people fat on beer and cheetos sat on them.
Unicorns never existed, dumbass.
God got vengeful and those unicorns were the first to pay.

14. She doesn't believe in?
Ghosts, vampires, demons, and aliens.
God, Satan, and the Bush legislation.
Anything.

15. And, last but not least, who did Plummie lose an arguement against?
A stapler.
A cow.
Joss Whedon.

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