Note: I did it, I wrote another interview, I was really bored. Also this was actually written after season 5 aired so I know a little bit more then I did while writing the first interviews, but I still haven't seen any of it. DAM CHANNEL 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just a nutty Aussie having a psychotic episode here.
The name's Venus you crazy Roman - An interview with Aphrodite Goddess of Love
By Tali
Sarah: Hi, I'm Sarah Brown. Today I am going to be talking to Aphrodite Goddess of Love, you may also know her as Venus, that's if you are a crazy Roman who wants to take over the world and kill Xena. *sugar sweet smile* Hello Dite, may I call you Dite?
Dite: Sure.
Sarah: So, what's it like being the Goddess of Love?
Dite: Okay. People think I am really dumb just cause I am like blonde and wear hardly nothing and like talk like a valley girl.
Sarah: Huh, fancy that.
Dite: *Looks annoyed* But I'm not! I can fry you like a egg.
Sarah: *Perks up* You spend alot of your time with your brother Ares, am I right?
Dite: Yeah, he is teaching me how to be more threatening.
Sarah: It shows. So what do you think of your brother?
Dite: He's a little darling. So caring, would beat the shit out of anyone who hurt me. Now that's the way a brother should be, not like Herc. Mister "lets talk it over first" ah...... Although Herc has the right idea about love, "I will love you until Hera comes and kills you" Ares on the other hand has no idea how to approach the subject. Like you don't make the girl crazy and wait until she is ready to jump off a cliff before you make your move, or frame her for murder, or offer to save her kid if she has one with you, or tell her to drag her best friend behind a horse through an Amazon Village or.........
Sarah: We get the point. I take it you are talking about Ares slight obsession with Xena?
Dite: *Rolls her eyes* Oh however did you guess that one? But the giving up his Godhood to save Gab and Eve was a good move, even after the Warrior babe slaughtered my Hephie.
Sarah: I am so sorry for your loss.
Dite: What...huh? Oh that, I'm over it. No point in beating around the bush.
Sarah: *Looks slightly uncomfortable* I didn't hear anything about Cupid, what happened to him?
Dite: He was off ‘conveniently' doing something else when everyone got killed. He's grounded for a week now.
Sarah: Oh. Do you have any advice for all of those people out there hoping love will come their way?
Dite: Have faith, don't look to hard love will find you when you aren't looking, and don't mess with Xena's kid or you are likely to lose a vital body part. *Sweet smile*
Sarah: *Nervous laugh* Nice meeting you.
Dite: K.....bye.
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