Sex: There are mentions of it but noone ever really does it.
Love: Xena and Ares kina flirt and Jady and Eleec kiss.
Evil producers wanting to take over the world: YES!
Bad words: A lot!!
How do I rate this: PG-13
People getting Mad: LOTS AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DO THAT
A cat fight between Gabby and Joxer: I'm not telling
Time this takes place in Electra Series: I'd say after Voodoo, but before Bonds of Love, Hate, and Jealousy.
Dedications: To all the girls over at The Fortress:)
The Fortress Gameshow
By Electra
Joxer:"Hello and welcome to everywarlord's favorite Gameshow Who Want's to be a Dinarare?! Now our contestants are:"
Ares:The SEXY HOTT PHAT LEATHER CLAD God Of War Xena:Warrior Bitch Xena:Hey that's princess!" Joxer:PS-the woman that better keep away from Ares or the producer will sweep down and slice the hag's head in two" Gabby:My sweethea..I mean......The Bard of Podedia! Autolocus:King of Theves Jady:Daughter of Ares and speeker to Animals PS-the person that will know suffering after the producer of this show is finished. Jady: "WHAT?!" Joxer:"Let's move on!" Eleec:The Star Warrior WindSinger:The Evil Fortress Slut Ares:"Damn right" Wind: "You know it baby!" Ceirdwyn:Gaurdian Of the Sacred Fire Wyn: "Among other things" Joxer: "OK, Next is.." Suzana:The formerly new priestess And out in the crowd we have a colection of other priestesses who couldn't make it because and I quote "I, the producer will only alow so many so that the warrior BITCH and Jady and Gabsalot will feel the rage of me, The Mi..Producer!"
Jady: Hey did you almost say....
Joxer:Let's move on!
The first contestant will be whoever can put these answers in correct order:
In what order did Xena get a major booboo?
A.a crusifiction by caesar while Gabby lay beside her
B.broken legs by the order of Caesar
C.a log swinging down from a tree and slamming into her stomach
D.Electra kicking her ass in Athens, then watching her flea from the city in terror because she just didn't have what it takes
Xena:Hey!
Joxer: NO TALKING! I'm the judge thingy and I have final say! Well, except for the producer. Now, who got it? Well, It looks like WindSinger!
Xena:How did you know?!
Wind: I make it my buisiness to know when you have been hurt and beat and Ares NEVER HELPED YOU!!
Joxer:Now, the first question:
Which of the following is Ares's Favorite toy?
A.A whip
B.you
C.icecubes
D.Xena
Wind: Well......ummmmm......ME!
Joxer: Is that your final answer?
Wind: YES! It's me right?
Joxer: No, I'm sorry. Ares' favorite toy is Xena.
Xena:Has good taste
Wind: SHUT UP SLUT!
Joxer: Let's find out who our next Victum...I mean contestant is.....
Which came first?
a.The egg
b.The chicken
c.The corn
d.Eleec's ego
And.....Jady got it right! C'mon up!
Jady:
Eleec:I forgive you
Joxer: Ready?
Who is most stupid?
a.Xena
b.Gabrielle
c.Jady
d.Eleec
Jady:Well, I know it isn't me......I'd like to ask the audience...
Joxer:The audience says that You are winning, with Eleec as a close second, Gabby comming in next, followed by Xena
Jady:Then I'll go with Gabsalot becaus the people don't know ANYTHING!!!
Joxer: Final answer?
Jady:DUH!
Joxer: No, I'm sorry the correct answer was you.
Jady:
Joxer through short breths: The producer!! PRODUCER!
Jady: Who the Hell is that?!!!
Electra: Why that's easy!
Jady drops Joxer:YOU BITCH!!!! I"M NOT THE MOST!!! IT"S GABSALOT! Hey! When did you get your own show?!
Electra:Dahak gave it to me so that I can blow your self-estme and he can rule the world!
Joxer: *coughs*The next question is.......
Put these colors in a list of Ares' fav to least Fav.
a.red
b.silver
c.pink
d.black
And Xena gets it!
Joxer:Now answer this question......
Who is your sidekick?
a.Gabby
b.Ares
c.Iolaus
d.Callisto
Xena:Gabby, and yes that is my final answer
Joxer:That's correct! 5000 dinars! Next question:
Who was your most brilliant opponent?
a.Ares
b.Electra
c.Callisto
d.Mavican
Xena:Well, Mav was more boob than brains, Callisto was good, I'l have to go with C.Callisto
Joxer:That is........wrong! The correct answer is Electra.
Joxer:Our next question......
Put these in order from the first to the last people Ares killed...
a.Eli
b.Gabby
c.Electra
d.Killian
Ares: I never killed Killian!
Joxer: and Wyn got the answer correct! C'mon down!
Now, your first question:
Which is best?
a.chocolate
b.sex with Ares
c.whipcreme
d.bathtubs
Wyn:Hey I thought everyone forgot about that! I'll have to say....ummmmmm.......chocolate!
Joxer:No, i'm sorry the answer was sex with Ares
Joxer: the next question.....
Who does Xena love most to least?
a.argo
b.her mother
c.Ares
d.Gabby
And ARES GOT IT!
Gab:WHAT?!!
Ares:looks like she has great taste!
Joxer:The first question....
What does Electra look sexiest in?
a.her battle gear
b.a bakini
c.horns and red eyes
d.all of the above
Ares: D.all of the above
Joxer:That's..........right! 5000 dinars!
Who is sexiest?
a.Xena
b.You
c.Gabrielle
d.Electra
Ares: ummmmm.....I'll take the 50/50
Joxer here are the remaining answers
b.you
d.Electra
Ares: HEY! Where did Xena go?! I'll have to.........just quit.
Joxer: Why?
Ares:Because if I say myself I'm a sissy, Xena I'm wrong and the girls will get mad, and Electra Xena kicks my ass.
Joxer: OK, and next.....Oh and we're out of time!
Gabby: WHAT?! No! We still have 3 minutes!
Joxer: Bu Gabby! I luv you!
Electra: It's so good being bad!
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