Legal Disclaimer: I get no profit from this story. The characters Ares, Xena, Gabrielle and Delenn, Queen Of Swords, Buffy, Duncan, ECT do not belong to me, they belong to TPTB/whoever owns them! and I am just borrowing them. No copy write infringement intended. The Characters: Del, Del(me), Miss Kleinstein, all three Dysis’, Leah, ECT as well as this story idea belong to me. Please do not use this story on your web site, web page ECT. without first asking me and receiving my permission, you may however use this story for private use, but must use it with all disclaimers and warnings. If you would like to send this story to a friend, please ask me first, and receive my permission, and you must not get any profit from the transaction.
Authors notes: Wow that was a pretty long disclaimer wasn't it?? I hope I got everything in though, I don't want anybody to take this story the wrong way! Basically this is a look into my mind…And yes last night I DID dream about those things! Gods damn it! Date: June 12th, 2001.
Dedications: This story is for Kat, Illy, Barb, Noie, Liz, SR, Ephiny4, Sara, Tali, Tareena, Maureen, Megan, Mel, Eris, GOM, Grey, Lily, Xtreme, Ephy, Acacia, Kor, for everyone I missed, and for everyone at the shippers club for their support, and for liking my stories, even when I didn't! (Man I really should alphabetize)
Warnings: Sex: Used the word. Subtext: Nope. Language: Crap and bitch. Violence: Nadda.
Oh Yeah: This is MY story and I can do anything that I feel like with it, and I intend to exercise my rights. So it DEFINITELY isn’t mild. I’m experimenting with a different writing style too...
Rated: PG-13/15
Summary: Welcome to my head… No there isn’t an exit, HAHAHA! You’ll never escape.
Now for the story!!!!! *Everyone still here claps*
My Head
By Delenn
Me (Del): Okay, okay, one at a time! Last night I dreamed about a killer tornado which was chasing me; Right into an Apollo 13 dream where Sheridan was one of the astronauts and Delenn and her kid was all weird and on earth I think: Right into DIANA and Xena trying on Delenn outfits; To Xena kissing Cupid; To Xena in a ball gown with Ares, but she kept tripping; To Ares saving Dite, Cupid and another Dite; To Xena and Ares as cowboys.... You idiots kept me up half the night and I REALLY needed my sleep. So if you don’t wait your turn I’m gonna stop writing to you!
Xena: You haven’t written to my 33 stories in AGES!
Me (Del): Yeah, yeah, I’m working on it…. Daddy gave me an idea for a story for you, okay??
Xena nods. Dysis (Goddess of Lava) complains: You said my story was gonna be done ages ago! Get on it already…
Xena: Who in Tartarus are you? Ares? Is she a goddess, who is she?
Dysis (GsOL): ARES! Who is that!
Ares: What? It’s not my fault I’m in two totally different worlds, see what you do Del??
Me (Del): Oh stop complaining you three, Xena and Dysis (GsOL) will never even meet each other!
Dysis (Warrior Of The Amazons): Wait a second, you PROMISED me I’d get to meet Xena! When are you gonna write to me?
Me (Del): Oop’s, yeah well, I have a time problem with you…
Dysis (Dysis, Revenge Against The Sea): Wait a minute… Why do I care about Ares? I’m with Dahak! And you stopped at the best scene!!
Ares: Dysis (GsOL), what does she mean?
Xena: Dahak? You mean the flame?
Dysis (D,RATS): He’s not a flame!
Dysis (GsOL): Ooh, bad younger self, Ares isn’t supposed to know about Dahak!
Dahak: Did I hear my name?
Xena: My main competition dated a FLAME? This is ridicules!
Dysis (D,RATS): Watch it, he’s a really cute guy, no flame!
Dysis (WOTA): You do know I dumped him don’t you…
Leah (Dysis in Gods In Modern Times) trying to save her younger self: Oh will you shut up about Dahak, I’m already in trouble….
Me (Del): All right ENOUGH! Knock it off… Or I’ll—Lock the four Dysis’ up together. Let Ares and Dahak battle it out. And Stick Xena with CUPID!
All sniffle. Me (Del): That’s right!
Queen of Swords: You PROMISED to write to me!
Me (Del): I don’t watch you enough… You’re in the wrong head!
Queen Of Swords, looking embarrassed: Oop’s… So I guess I don’t get to do Ares?
Xena, (Goddess) Del, Leah and Dysis (GsOL) scream: WHAT??????
(Goddess) Del adds: That’s my BROTHER girl!
Me (Del): Get out Queen Of Swords! You’re doing damage!
Buffy: What about me, are you writing to me??
Me (Del): You’re in the wrong head too….
Buffy: Ooh, kay, can I have directions to Kat’s head??
Me (Del): Out or I hurt you!!
Dysis (GsOL), (Goddess) Del, Leah, Dysis (WOTA), and Dysis (D,RATS): You remind me of me when you do that Del!
Me (Del): That’s because you’re based on me! Enough already though!
(Goddess) Del: Hello I think it’s my turn… Del you so promised to write to me….
Dysis (GsOL): Hey why does she look like me? DEL!
Me (Del): Oh Arrgh! Del is based on me, (Goddess) Del is based on Del, Dysis is based on (Goddess) Del. That enough explanation?
(Goddess) Del: Okay fine, but WHY is bro dating someone that looks like me? I thought he was with Xena! I worked massively hard on that. Dite even owes me!
Dysis (GsOL): That Xena person again!!
Xena: Take that Dysis (GsOL)!
Me (Del): Hey you’re all in different worlds, so knock it off… Who’s next?
Miss Kleinstein: I believe you said you’d write to me… I’ve been in that damn airport forever!
Dysis (GsOL), (Goddess) Del, Leah, Dysis (WOTA) and Dysis (D,RATS): She looks like me too!!
Me (Del): Oh gods… uh yeah, sure I’ll write to all of you okay?
Dysis (WOTA): You forgetting someone!?
Xena: Yeah she’s forgetting me!
Me (Del): I’ll write to you too, okay?
Delenn: Excuse me, you forgot about me!
(Goddess) Del: Hey that’s MY NAME!
Delenn: I’m afraid that can’t be true… Now Del, you have promised John and I that you will write us.
Me (Del): Oop’s…. (Goddess) Del relax; Delenn… Sure right, I did promise didn’t I?
Sheridan: Damn it, I mean now!
Delenn: JOHN!
(Goddess) Del: I’m dating that? EWWWW….. Bro!
Ares: What?
Me (Del): Knock it off, enough already! Now get back to your respective corners and I’ll get to you!
This was my night/morning… But as promised I’ll write to all of them. (Don’t tell Gabrielle and Dite they missed this meeting!)
Duncan: You forgot me.
Me (Del): Damn it!
Dite: Yo and me!
Gabrielle: What did I miss?
Me (Del): Crap! Just let me sleep tonight!! Or I swear you all going down!
All accept Me (Del): What a bitch!
My Mind! Please watch your step back into reality. Run before I trap you again!
Disclaimer: All damage suffered to Ares, (Dysis and Xena both withholding sex and trying to kill him) was totally my fault! All look-alikes (Me (Del), Miss Kleinstein, (Goddess) Del, Dysis, Leah) will never get over their lack of individuality! Ares gets no sleep between time zones. Dysis (D,RATS) is pissed that Dahak did Gabrielle (Hope told her!). I will never get a decent night of sleep. And all damage you suffered from visiting my mind is the direct fault of TPTB, Warner Bro’s, Renaissance and my mother. Please send all complaints/suings to them.
Sincerely: Del (not the goddess one, but the regular one, me.)
Please e-mail the author of this story with your comments. goddess_delenn@yahoo.com