Rating: PG-15 minor violence
Timeline: AU Season Five
Disclaimer: There's no way in Tartarus that I own them, Baby!
Notes: Just a pointless bit of ridiculousness...
Chakram Shenanigans
By Alicia
"Ares!!!" The immortal Warrior Princess bellowed for her sometimes-lover.
The God Of War appeared in front of the alter in his Corinth temple. Xena shot him a deadly glare.
"What have you done with my Chakram???" She stormed right up to him, sticking her long index finger in his face. He backed up as far as he could, but the alter at his back stopped him.
Ares quickly ducked under her arm, then grinned. Suddenly, her new Chakram appeared in his hand. "You mean this?"
"Yes!" Xena bolted after him, when Ares held the weapon above his head and ran for his bedchamber.
Ares entered his bedchamber at full pelt, throwing himself onto his large bed. Xena, anticipating this, flipped over the bed, landing neatly on the other side, where Ares was holding her precious Chakram.
Xena snatched the gift from him and hit him over the head with the flat side. The god rubbed his sore head. "Ouch, Xena!"
The Warrior Princess sashayed around the bed, her hips swinging provocatively. The threw a 'Serves you right,' over her shoulder.
"Hey, where are you going? What about my manly needs???" he called after her.
The raven-haired beauty swung around, looking him up and down. "Maybe later, babe!"
The sexy, leather-clad god pouted as his princess blew him a kiss, then left.
The End