|reasons.why.i'd.make.a.great.vampire|
1: Sunlight, ppppphhh, who needs sunlight!?
2: I already have the pale complexion, and damn if I don’t look good with it!
3: Who said blood tastes bad? I happen to like it!
4: From watching violent TV shows and playing violent games, I am totally numb to it already!
5: What’s wrong with having a bloody Susan or Paul instead of Mary?
6: I’d be the only volunteer holding up her hand and jumping up and down “PICK ME PICK ME!!!”
7: I’m totally open to living forever.
8: I’m a good strategist, (too much Law & Order) I would not get caught killing!
9: I like having long nails, all the better to scratch with!
10: I can do my make-up, hair, and dress nice without a mirror!
11: What good are fangs unless you're a vampire?!
This is mostly here as a joke, although I do think I'd make a great vampire ;). No offense is to be taken, this isn't some weird cult site, no I don't necessarily believe in vampires, and no I'm not a weirdo... a freak maybe, "weirdo" no.
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